Bud Light - The fire breathing guy was a remarkably stupid way to start off. It had potential with the guy blowing the candles but after he ignited 60% of the dining room it jumped the shark.
Audi R8 - Half guy, half wolf, half grillplate? What the hell?

Pepsi Max - Had potential until everyone started acting like bobble head dolls. The image of Joe Buck attempting to dance to the soothing voice of Troy Aikman will haunt me forever. Chris Kattan and the reference to the SNL sketch was funny, but too little too late.
SalesGenie - Stupid cartoon. What a waste of $2.7 mil.

Bud Light - The hidden Bud Light commercial was okay. Clever stuff from a beer commercial. What else is new?
Under Armor - Unless Jeremy Bloom is catching passes while the really jacked guy yells “we must protect this house” I probably won’t be entertained by an Under Armor commercial. The Matrix-esque scene led me to believe that football is HUGE in Zion

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Bridgestone - The wild animals screaming wasn’t that funny. The lady in the passenger seat screaming was just plain ol’ scary.
Doritos - Kina Grannis played a song that will now become huge on the iTunes music store. I’ve never heard of her and I don’t think she’s ever been on American Idol.
Nissan Murano - I thought Superbowl commercials were supposed to be good.

Wanted trailer - That looks like a good movie. Something tells me you’ll hear it on Aaron’s Box Office Pick of the Week when it is released
G2 - Derek Jeter has a baseball field follow him around the city as he drinks a new Gatorade drink. I don’t know if the drink will make the Yankees get back to the World Series but it is funny anytime Peyton Manning puts his two cents in.
Godaddy.com - Does Danica Patrick really expose herself in a video? Screw Tom Petty I just found my own halftime show.
DELL - Is it just me or did that make NO sense whatsoever?

FedEx - The carrier pigeons were kind of funny although it’s nothing like the guy who can’t find China on the map. I’m sure we’ll see that one for months to come.
cars.com - Just because of that commercial I will use autotrader.com when I move out of the city and look to buy a car.
Tide To Go - talking stain
Anheuser-Busch - I hope that was a national commercial. Finally Philly gets some love in the Superbowl
Ironman Trailer - I’ll see it.

Toyota Corolla - Ferocious ferretts
Leatherheads Trailer - I wonder if John Krasinsk’s screen credits will actually read “Jim from The Office”
Garmin - I don’t get how the war re-enactment makes sense. These 30-second ads are getting way too deep.

careerbuilder.com - I quit heart
Sobe Lifewater - Before the lizards started doing Thriller they were bouncing their heads like they just drank Pepsi Max. That confused me. Good product though. What do you think Sobe? ADD’s first endorsement deal?
Anti-Drug - Apparently pharmacists are putting drug dealers out of business.

Yukon Hybrid GMC - I thought I was going to get inspirational financial advice
Bud Light - Carlos Mencia is still not funny. The guy that wanted to be the meat in the girl sandwich was though.

Narnia trailer - Wasn’t one of these enough?
Planters - This was probably the funniest so far unfortunately. A bunch of guys fall down over the girl with the unibrow from Dodgeball.
T-Mobile - Dwayne Wade is finally in Charles Barkley’s five and now he can’t get rid of him. “You like popsicles?” That is my new favorite commercial. If the best commercial was about a woman who smelled like cashews I would have been really worried.
United Way - I already have to look at Tom Brady for the duration of this game. Do I really have to hear his voice too?

Pepsi - Anytime Justin timberlake gets thrown out of a glass window its funny. After seeing it through though I would rather have seen Romo get continuously hit in the groin.
Doritos - Call me old fashioned but the guy in the mouse suit wailing on the proper guy with the slick back hair was funny.

Let’s hope the second half is better. Now I’m heading over to GoDaddy.com.